Meet the Flintstones: Mr B

Sunshine and Mr B have been friends since they were both just kids, back in 1982 or 83. I dont know how on earth they’ve put up with each other for so long, as they are both madly irritating people with oversized personalities. I pick on them a lot, mostly because they’re not here to defend themselves; really, they’re both great people to know and love, and I’m grateful to have them both as part of my life.

Mr B is quite the character. In his life, he has lived so many lifetimes that it’s hard to keep track of all of his incarnations. He’s been in the military, a paint contractor, an evaporative solar cooling system installer, a pilot, a mortician, a caterer, a stone restorer (the guy who fixes those annoying chips and cracks in the marble in hotel lobby floors and residential countertops and shit), and I…