Inspired

by Frank Baum’s “Glinda of Oz,”

I have decided to inform the children

they may call me

“Supreme Dictator”

from now on.

***UPDATE***

I told the 7 year old about preferring to be called Supreme Dictator. He said “Supreme Dictator?!!!! I’m not gonna call you that! I’m gonna call you MOMMY that’s what I”M gonna call you!”